Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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