11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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