You work out of a Hotel?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
She announced her abortion via fbk
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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