Fuck appropriateness.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
