Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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