Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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