I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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