love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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