Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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