Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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