I think im going to throw up on grandma
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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