She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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