Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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