Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just saw a hot homeless man
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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