you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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