She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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