I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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