Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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