I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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