am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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