I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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