Buhtt sex?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I FOUND THE LEGS
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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