Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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