I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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