I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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