Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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