At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
wow bdsm is so cute
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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