Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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