Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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