Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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