oh god the rape fog is back!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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