just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize