then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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