You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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