So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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