I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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