what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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