Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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