I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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