it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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