They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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