love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
