Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
