she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I party with great urgency now.
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