you win again, gameday.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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