This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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