I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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