I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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