We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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