Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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