How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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