I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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