But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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