Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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