i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
