I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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