And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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