Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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